this is the funniest fucking interview i have ever seen
i am crying this is everything
THE MAGIC BEGINS - Day 25: Favourite class
H E R B O L O G Y
*rubs hands together* so how much caffeine am I going to dump into my garbage body today
This pizza place has a very good idea
yes yes yes
The owner, a 28-year Army vet, will even help students with their assignments “to the extent that I can.”
NO, NO, I’M NOT CRYING.
How do you think you’ll die?
I’ll live until the world explodes.
I’m not dying unless everyone is coming with me.
Though my family is convinced that I’ll die by picking a fight with the wrong person.
Helmet shaped like a griffin’s head, Italian, Milan or Brescia, ca. 1550